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Posted On January 8, 2015 | Comments Off

Melbourne, AUS – According to reports from friends, acquaintances and almost anybody who has been in conversation with local area man Mike Slipper, his standard response to nearly everything is ‘Gumtree it!’. The catchphrase – [...]

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Posted On February 2, 2015 | Comments Off

Canberra, AUS – Nationwide polling together with recent State government results in Victoria and Queensland prove the LNP cornerstone ‘Turn Back the Votes’ policy is working according to Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott. “Abbott and [...]

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Posted On May 28, 2013 | Comments Off

And in the blue corner… For those who missed out on a mag, or happened to be too lazy to click on the ‘current issue’ tab under the menu option ‘Mofo’s Guide’.   SARAH PALIN [...]

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Posted On October 10, 2014 | Comments Off

California, USA – Outgoing conservative American Archbishop Cardinal Francis George suggested today that priests don’t require an ‘outlet’, just a copy of ‘Bieber Monthly‘ to help suppress any urge they may have to prey on [...]

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Posted On April 29, 2014 | Comments Off

Liverpool, ENG – A ‘smug’ attributed entirely to a pathetic amount of unabashed gloating from fans of both Liverpool and Everton football clubs finally lifted across the planet when both Merseyside teams choked in key [...]